I call him Krannibus, he is the Christmas spirit of marijuana, and my youngsters don’t know that I know, but I am fully aware that both of them smoke marijuana officially.
When my youngsters were little, all of us did the whole Santa Claus thing for a few years. As soon as they were old enough to ask myself and others if Santa was real, mature enough to entirely question it, then I would tell them the truth. After that, all of us stilled played Santa games around the holidays, however all of us added the Krampus into the mix. Krampus is the evil opposite of Santa, plus all of us put up decorations for him too! That was a long time ago, my youngsters are in school now, however they still come home for Christmas, so I’ve added a current wrinkle. I call him Krannibus, he is the Christmas spirit of marijuana, and my youngsters don’t know that I know, but I am fully aware that both of them smoke marijuana officially. They know they are being subtle, not realizing that they reek of cannabis smoke every time they come to visit me, and so this year after they went to sleep on Christmas Eve I slipped a few nice high quality marijuana nuggets into each of their stockings on the mantle. The next afternoon they opened up a few gifts, plus then got into their stockings, plus you should have seen their faces when they found a marijuana stash inside! They looked at each other in a panic, thinking it was from the other, then I explained the current legend of Krannibus, plus how he leaves marijuana buds for enjoyable men plus men. They had a important laugh at that, plus then I spent the rest of Christmas day cooking food plus smoking copious amounts of marijuana.