Edibles are on sale all weekend for 20% off

My friends and I received an email from our favorite cannabis dispensary.

The place was having a sale last weekend and all of the edible cannabis treats we’re on sale for 20% off. My friends and I planned to go to the beach on Saturday and spend the whole day in the water and the waves. We stopped at the cannabis dispensary on our way to the beach. The place was packed with people which was no surprise. Every time the cannabis dispensary has a sale, the place is always busy. My friends and I left our apartment with plenty of time to stop at the pot shop. We waited about 20 minutes before we went inside to see a budtender. I picked up a couple of different things while we were there. One thing that was really unique and interesting was a grape flavored cannabis elixir. It was very thick like cough syrup and it tasted really sweet and tangy. The budtender told me to mix the elixir with some Sprite or water. He did not recommend drinking it straight from the bottle. After we went to the dispensary, we stopped at a gas station to pick up a couple of drinks. I grabbed a 1 liter bottle of Sprite. I dumped half of the cannabis elixir into the Sprite. It bubbled and fizzed and spilled all over the seat. More of the cannabis elixir was on the floor than in the bottle of pop. Thank goodness I had an extra pair of shorts in my backpack, because I was covered in sticky, sweet, cannabis syrup.